March 2012
February 2012
"Oh, you've redecorated!"
doctorwhoproblems:
Gullible: aka things that didn't make sense as a...
kid: did you know that gullible is not in the dictionary?
other kid: oh really? how come gullible’s not a real word?
kid: i don’t know, but it’s not in the dictionary LOL
other kid: you sure? that doesn’t sound right.
kid: yeah. 100% positive. someone told me.
other kid: that’s weird. let’s check. maybe they were wrong.
*opens dictionary to find...
yall2:
saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”
“And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast?
Very very...”
– A very surprised sperm whale.
BRAIN: Y U NO ORGANIZE SELF?
1 tag
Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Adventure! :D Coloring. Starcraft.
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
Cupcakes. Apple Sprite. Turquoise.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
VINTAGE CARS D:
stupid projects like national spray paint at each other with waterguns day (the money would be used...
Anonymous asked: Y U no ever post picture of yourself? :P
le guy: i’m going to go shave
le girl: like you have anything TO shave
le guy: no u
le girl: thanks
le guy: fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
me: le gasp. you're awesome!
le friend: no u
me: awwwwwwww
Unpopular Opinions of the internet
how the internet reads:
LOL YOU’RE STUPID. YOU SHOULD DIE IMMEDIATELY AND HORRIBLY. POSSIBLY WITH SNAKES AND SADNESS AND DEATH.
EVERYONE IS DUMB. EVEN SMART PEOPLE, WHEN THEY MAKE GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES, BECOME STUPID. OMG MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE AND ARE PERFECT BEFORE YOU POST SOMETHING.
YOU HAVE OPINIONS THAT ARE DIFFERENT FROM MINE. THIS MEANS YOU’RE...
thoughts when listening to music
AWESOME! IT’S LIKE A MAGIC RAINBOW SUPER SPECIAL ROLLER COASTER OF EARGASMY GOODNESS :DDDD ***** SPARKLES*****
*insert musician here* should totally cover this!
this would sound pretty good on an ocarina (possibly one of time)
if i were a superhero and i were rushing through the air on my mode of transportation of choice, i could see this as part of my commuting mixtape
*insert tangent...
how i spent my valentine's day
le friend: le sobs! forever alone!
me: no. forever alone… TOGETHER.
le friend: ohhhhhh.
and then friendship was magic.
the greatest moments of concentration occur in the...
