January 2012
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Do you see New Year's as a beginning, or end?
Stranger: Neither.
You: from a nonlinear, nonsubjective viewpoint, it's more like a point amongst a ball of wibbly wobbly
You: timey wimey
You: stuff
Stranger: TIME-WIMEY
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: HELLO, WHOVIAN.
You: HELLO, SWEETIE.
Stranger: RIVER?
You: IS THAT YOUR SONIC SCREWDRIVER
You: OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME.
Stranger: ... It's been a long time, okay
Stranger: COME ALONG, RIVER.
You: well. keep it in your pants, space boy.
Stranger: SEXYTIMES AWAIT US
You: TO THE SEXDIS!
Stranger: You are awesome, stranger.
Stranger: Happy new year, and happy Sherlock day if you're a Sherlockian too.
You: You too.
You: I bet you're gonna have a really great year. :)
Stranger: Spoilers? :P
You: oh yeah.
You: oh yessss.
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but such are the sparks which fly when two...
"Wooing is, of course, one of my primary talents....
harless2010:
-Sean Plott “Day9”
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Resolutions for 2012
Be the first one when the aliens get here.
Don’t be a dick. When you feel like being a dick, stop. Instead, be a not dick.
Don’t die. Dying is bad.
The majority of things in life are pretty easy, unless you’re one of those people who likes to think everything is hard.
Love people, and love them well. I don’t care if it scares you shitless.
Never be defensive, ever,...
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December 2011
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The Mayor of Fremont passed away.
harmlessbrownman:
Rest in Peace Bob Wasserman.
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Time And Relative Dimensions in Space
What does that even mean?
What if:
dimensions WERE relative? What if when you go from the 3rd dimension to the 4th dimension to the 5th dimension it’s the EXACT same thing as going from the 1st to the 2nd to the 3rd?
what if dimensions were an infinite loop of relative dimensiony business forever and ever? what if everything is bigger on every inside of every other thing? WHAT IF WE...
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A Really Really Sad Unpopular Opinion
If you’ve got strong feelings about Rose, or Rose and the Doctor, please keep away. Please don’t read on. Probably best you spare yourself this. But I’ve got to say this for what it is. I’m starting to think I might have no heart at all.
But I could never like everybody’s beloved Roes, not the way other people do anyway. I’m still not entirely sure why....
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tell me in the form of a bedtime story. eleventh...
Stranger 2: sex
Stranger 1: nooo
Stranger 2: Really.
Stranger 2: Four knocks on the door.
Stranger 2: And sex.
Stranger 1: humor the questioner
Stranger 1: i think it's interesting
Stranger 2: LOL.
Stranger 2: Okay.
Stranger 2: One day there was a timey wimey man.
Stranger 2: Who met another timey wimey man.
Stranger 2: The first man, the Doctor, was a very lonely man.
Stranger 2: He thought he had savagely murdered his entire planet.
Stranger 2: But his kind, the Time Lords, still did exist.
Stranger 1: ohhh
Stranger 2: he was feeling rather lonely, sitting in his TARDIS
Stranger 1: what happened next?
Stranger 2: (TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSIONS IN SPACE YES)
Stranger 2: and he heard a knock.
Stranger 2: NO!
Stranger 2: He heard FOUR!
Stranger 2: "Who ever could that be?" he asked.
Stranger 2: He was puzzled!
Stranger 2: So he walked to the door of Sexy - I mean, er, his time machine, yanked the doors open and -
Stranger 2: "Oh, my! Who are YOU?" he was baffled. A strange man stood at his door.
Stranger 2: Um....in the middle of space.
Stranger 2: It was not weird at all. This is Doctor Who.
Stranger 2: "I am here to be your friend!" the other man said.
Stranger 2: "But, good sir, I don't know your name!"
Stranger 2: "You can call me the Master."
Stranger 2: The Doctor's jaw dropped.
Stranger 2: "You don't have an actual na - Oh. OH. OH MARY MOTHER OF GOD."
Stranger 2: "TIME LOOOOOOOOOORD!!!111!" they yelled in union.
Stranger 2: Their bodies crashed together in a fierce hug, tears streaming down their faces.
Stranger 2: "I thought I was going to be alone forever!" the Doctor said.
Stranger 2: "It's okay, my friend," the Master replied, soothing the man. "I'll be here 5evr."
Stranger 2: the end.
Stranger 2: :)
(favourite line of this whole thing "It was not weird at all. This is Doctor Who."
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Person One: I wasn't that drunk!
Person Two: Dude, you were running around the local library yelling "Don't forget to count the shadows!"
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Adventures in Whovian: a summary of every single...
me: *insert timey wimey nonsense here*
scenario uno (in which stranger is utterly baffled/straight ignant, dawg)
stranger: lolwut
stranger: does not compute and/or "*insert something homophobic here*" "fuck you" or my favourite, "ur mom"
stranger has disconnected
scenario dos (in which stranger's love for doctor who/caps lock knows no bounds)
stranger: OMG I LOVE DAVID TENNANT AND/OR MATT SMITH 5 EVR. I WANT THEIR BABBIES.
stranger: OMG THEY SHOULD BRING BACK ROES
stranger: OMG DAVID TENNANTS HAIR HAS NO GRAVITY
stranger: *INSERT WIBBLY WOBBLY ALL CAPS NONSENSE HERE*
REPEAT UNTIL X=23523532
PRINT "RANDOMLY GENERATED ALL CAPS DOCTOR WHO STUFF"
X+=1
scenario tres (in which neither party is particularly bovvered)
stranger: oh. doctor who right? are you from britain?
me: no, sorry. i'm from america, love.
stranger: oh cool.
me: yeahhhhh...
stranger: yeahhh....
me: weeeellllll....
stranger: sooooo....
me: mmmmhmmm...
stranger: so about them bowties.
me: bowties, right.
scenario quatro (in which we woo peaceably)
stranger: :D
*insert exchange of witty timelordy banter here*
me: omg. you are the one.
me: would you like to go out with me for texting and scones?
stranger: is that your sonic screwdriver, or are you just happy to see me?
me: me. you. sex now.
stranger: TO THE TARDIS!
(spoilers: it wasn't my sonic screwdriver; i just always bring my banana to the party. OH!)
bgiraffe:
The Hunger Games - Rue’s Lullaby...
one of those really deep, life-changey, annoying...
When I was very young— I’m not sure why, maybe this was just the way some people just happen to be— but when I was very young, I was very aware of all the ways that everything I did, or would do, would affect all the lives humming and buzzing around me. If I ever did something that caused anything negative to happen in anyone else’s life, it felt catastrophic.
I used to...
Fuck all other goals. I just want to be nice.
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thetwinthatdied:
He’s hot when he’s clever.
aren’t they all?
What happens when the Doctor runs out of...
Audience Member: This question for Mr. Moffat. How are you going to keep doing the regenerations because, the Doctor is only supposed to have 12 and he's used them all up apart from that last one.
Moffat: First of all, he can regenerate 12 times and that would mean there would be 13 Doctors. What we'll do in the event that we reach that point, and we've had 13 Doctors, there's this emergency BBC protocol. We will....make something up.
“How many loved your moments of glad grace
And loved your beauty with love false...”
– When You Are Old, Yeats
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Beatrice: Against my will, I am sent to bid you come in to dinner.
Benedick: Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.
Beatrice: I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to thank me. If it had been painful, I would not have come.
Benedick: You take pleasure then in the message?
Beatrice: Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knife's point and choke a daw withal.
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