February 2012
BRAIN: Y U NO ORGANIZE SELF?
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Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Adventure! :D Coloring. Starcraft.
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
Cupcakes. Apple Sprite. Turquoise.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
VINTAGE CARS D:
stupid projects like national spray paint at each other with waterguns day (the money would be used...
Anonymous asked: Y U no ever post picture of yourself? :P
le guy: i’m going to go shave
le girl: like you have anything TO shave
le guy: no u
le girl: thanks
le guy: fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
me: le gasp. you're awesome!
le friend: no u
me: awwwwwwww
Unpopular Opinions of the internet
how the internet reads:
LOL YOU’RE STUPID. YOU SHOULD DIE IMMEDIATELY AND HORRIBLY. POSSIBLY WITH SNAKES AND SADNESS AND DEATH.
EVERYONE IS DUMB. EVEN SMART PEOPLE, WHEN THEY MAKE GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES, BECOME STUPID. OMG MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE AND ARE PERFECT BEFORE YOU POST SOMETHING.
YOU HAVE OPINIONS THAT ARE DIFFERENT FROM MINE. THIS MEANS YOU’RE...
thoughts when listening to music
AWESOME! IT’S LIKE A MAGIC RAINBOW SUPER SPECIAL ROLLER COASTER OF EARGASMY GOODNESS :DDDD ***** SPARKLES*****
*insert musician here* should totally cover this!
this would sound pretty good on an ocarina (possibly one of time)
if i were a superhero and i were rushing through the air on my mode of transportation of choice, i could see this as part of my commuting mixtape
*insert tangent...
how i spent my valentine's day
le friend: le sobs! forever alone!
me: no. forever alone… TOGETHER.
le friend: ohhhhhh.
and then friendship was magic.
the greatest moments of concentration occur in the...
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best math joke EVAR
If you draw a curve of her pleasure in bed with me, she gets asymptotically close to climax. And right when she is like “I’m epsilon there, I epsilon there!” that’s when I climax, and you see it breaks off like a step function. Because at that point sex is no longer continuous.
“When the shoe fits, the foot is forgotten.
When the belt fits, the belly is...”
– Chuang Tzu
One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, “Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?”. Descartes replied, “I think not.”, and promptly vanished.
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MORE math jokes! :D
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana? |elephant| * |banana| * sin(theta) What about when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber? You can’t. A mountain climber is a scaler.
what do you mean
you don’t understand the comment i just made whose context was the long series of arguments that just took place between two different parts of my brain in my head?
it takes a lot of work to make a miracle
but it’s worth it to see someone freak out just a little bit :)
you can make someone’s world pretty awesome if you play your cards right
Technically Adult now
Being 18 means vacillating between “oh that kid was 15? cool! i remember that. it was so long ago! how much i’ve learned since the time i was 15!”
and
“LOL i’m 18 now! i can buy the shampoo with the eyes that smiles at you when you open it and doesn’t make your eyes hurt, because i’m an adult now and i can make decisions for myself!”
positive thinking means putting a little more thought into the way you look at things because you’re human and sometimes your brain is a douchebag and you can’t help but have a perspective.
Does wishing that someone turned into an octopus...
I feel like saying this is in bad taste…
also, octopuses probably can’t even break any of their legs because tentacles.
sometimes it’s hard to decide between doing something the most calculatedly efficient and responsible way and doing something that takes slightly longer but is less painless and kind of fun.
so then i decided to listen to music while playing tetris while eating takeout while watching a video about vector spaces.
it’s okay to acknowledge your humanity in an imperfect world…
is...
i have house syndrome. which means that in order...
this means that either i have to get a study partner for each class
or i move into an apartment that lets me have a dog.
“Hmm… I know this and this is true… what does that mean?”
“Woof!”
“BRILLIANT. BUT… BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!”
“Woof woof!”
“GASP. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED! HOMEWORK...
“Each of us is leading a difficult life, and when we meet people we are seeing...”
–
Derren Brown (Confessions of a Conjurer), 2010
you can like two different things that are totally different. that’s perfectly possible. or you can like something a bit better than something else, but still like them both. and you can like some parts of something but not everything and still like that thing a lot. or you can like something that someone else doesn’t like but still like that person. you can like something that no one...
Don't forget that I love you.
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
i like a boy in tardis blue
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