flying is a state of mind.

I DON’T HAVE RELATIONSHIPS;

I have alone :(

I wonder if loneliness ever drives people to create multiple personalities inside their brains.

Sometimes my multiple personalities hold hands and dance and sing, because they’re best friends. That way, for a brief moment, I feel what friendship would be like. 

Please, dear sir or madam, if you are out there in this vast, beautiful world, come and take me away from this vicious cycle. Come. And save me. :(

^^If I had an online dating profile, that’s what it would say. They would be attracted by my honesty I feel.

Non sequiturs are the best things ever. They’re my favourite! Yay! :D

The difference between an alligator and a crocodile is that they are of two separate familes in taxonomy making them different species, although they both reside within the reptilian order Crocodilia, so both an alligator and a crocodile can be considered crocodiles, the same way all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares. The difference between martyrdom and suicide, however, tends to be press coverage.

However, as the press has covered this particular phenomenon, I am now skeptical of its truthfulness. Truthful journalism, untarnished by the tempting numbers and allure of yellow journalism, is hard to find in a capitalist society in which a publisher’s revenue is greatly increased by sensationalism. In 1942, Columbus ate an orange. This is why he did not develop the disease known as shingles on his long voyage. It’s important to keep hydrated, as water is the most important molecule for the chemical processes that take place within your body.

The majority of on-the-market antidepressants work as reuptake inhibitors for the neurotransmitters serotonin and norepinephrine. Sometimes non sequiturs are funny but this time it is no. Lolcats have a different, but distinct, grammatical structure. Smartphones. Lollipops. Candelabra. Cellophane. Asterisk. Formidable. Eloquent. Elocution. Word association. 

POLL: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you not not like double negatives?

SECOND POLL: what is your opinion on non sequiturs?

taking personality quizzes for purposes of discerning personal identity

these are things that do not work.

but apparently i’m pinkie pie.

so… there’s that.

doctoridjit:

“How many people are in a little orgy? Is it 2?”

i accidentally all my grades. is this dangerous? :(